Archive | March, 2010

New Expendables Trailer!

31 Mar

Adrenaline? Yeah we got plenty of that in here. Not sure if you remember, but this movie was on my list of movies to watch in 2010. I’m not even going to give this trailer a synopsis or a plot. Just enjoy the show:

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The 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

31 Mar

Oh man if you weren’t excited just by reading that headline, maybe you have your grouchy pants or you’re driving the bitter bus today. But chances are – you just skipped all of this writing and went straight for the video, good for you. This should keep you entertained for a little while, because we all know what 2:30 feels like!

[via Pajiba]

It’s the Internets! (03/31/10)

31 Mar

Can you believe we’re already at the end of March and I still don’t have a job? Crazy I know. Going to give a special shout out to our reader Becky – she got into grad school today – Go Gophers! With that being said – let’s give you the rundown on what is going on in the world of the internet today!

If you found something online, post it on the comments below. Better yet – tweet it to us next time – follow us on Twitter! And be sure to check out yesterday’s It’s the Internets, with heart attack burgers!

The Best Way to Break Up with Someone

31 Mar

Having a hard time expressing yourself? Just do what this guy did. Trust me, she’ll understand…

[This is Freaking Ridiculous]

Breaking News: Live TV + British Pub = Hilarious

30 Mar

Oh British people! You sound so polite no matter what you do. Take this guy for example, I’ve never heard the sentence “I JUST WON A SH*T LOAD  OF MONEY!” sound so proper.

It’s the Internets! (03/30/2010)

30 Mar

Ok, here we go. Day two and counting. (deep breath) YOU CAN DO THIS GREG! We have some good ones for you today, although I’m afraid my nerdiness is starting to reveal itself. See if you can tell:

If you found something online, post it on the comments below. Don’t forget to check out yesterday’s It’s the Internets! And follow us on Twitter!

It’s the Internets (03/29/2010)

29 Mar

Hey remember when we used to do this daily? Well it turns out that Genesis works in East Berlin circa 1983 now, so he is unable to keep all you readers up to date on the internets. So I thought, well Greg, you still don’t have a job, how about you help out? Well here I am, delivering my internet report to you. Enjoy.

  • I understand Obama is a cool guy, but now he reads Star Wars pop up books too?!
  • Did you see the Sharkman special last night on 60 Minutes? Well it was awesome. That’s because sharks are awesome. And now they are all compiled right here for you!
  • Remember Battlefield Earth with John Travolta? Called one of the worst movies ever made – well screenwriter J.D. Shapiro would like to apologize for that.
  • Hopefully this tiny invention will help clear all that space junk up.
  • It seems a new Star Wars video pops up every 8 seconds. This one is not only witty, but catchy. LET’S HEAR IT FOR NEW HOOOOOOPE!
  • This has to be fake. There is no way an elementary school could actually produce Scarface into a school play. (The girl deserves a child-Oscar)
  • I have always wanted to go sky-diving. But after seeing this video, I’m a little more timid towards it. After you watch it, answer this – so is the pilot actually dead? They seem to just leave that open ended..
  • And finally, giant bubbles of gas are threatening a small town in Indiana! Last time they popped one of these, the guy flew in the air 40 feet!

If you found something online, post it on the comments below. Don’t forget to check out today’s Monday Music Madness with Drizzy Drake! And follow us on Twitter!

Monday Music Madness:”Shut It Down (feat. The-Dream)” – Drake & “Spanish Sahara” – Foals

29 Mar

I was trying to Google a picture of Drake and found it funny that this guy kept showing up. Good ‘ol Sir Francis Drake. Anyway, no need to introduce this guy, Drake the rapper is coming out with an official album soon. Here’s another potential hit from said album. Drake can rap, we know that. But he sure isn’t tone deaf. Check out “Shut It Down (feat. The-Dream)”:

More after the jump!

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Drunk History: Nikola Tesla

26 Mar

Update: The Video is back up! Hurry up and watch the story of the Electric Jesus before it gets taken down again!

I have not seen a new episode of Drunk History in a while. So, I was very excited when I found this. If you don’t know anything about Nikola Tesla, here’s what you need to know. He and Thomas Edison pretty much had a rivalry going on. Telsa is sometimes credited as “The Father of Western Technology”. I don’t know why I’m telling you this, just watch the video:

Nikola Tesla – John C. Reilly
Thomas Edison – Crispin Glover

“Bad Romance” Jewish Wedding

25 Mar

Forget the songs that the ancient Israeli’s passed down from long ago. This Jewish band has looked at Lady Gaga for inspiration. Because let’s face it, when it comes to being Jewish, she’s got the keys to the Synagogue. I mean, look at her:

So Jewish...

And seriously, don’t JEW-ISH this was your wedding entrance? *rim shot* Ah-thank you, I’ll be here all week.

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