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Movie Review: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

11 Dec

hobbit

First and foremost, I have not read the book The Hobbit nor have I read any of the other books in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I don’t like reading. I like movies. And I really liked the Lord of the Rings movies. And I’m happy to say that this part of the adventure did not disappoint.

If you haven’t heard yet, the ol’ salty sea dog Petey J, or Peter Jackson as the common folk like to call him, decided to film this movie in 48fps (frames per second) and in 3D. In other words, super high quality detail and it’s in your face. At first I was hesitant to watch the movie like this, but in hindsight, I wouldn’t have had that experience any other way. The first thing you’ll probably notice is that it looks “too real.” Everything is crisper, detailed, and fast – it almost looks like you’re watching a soap opera. But once your eyes get focused on it, you’ll be blown away by how detailed everyone and everything is. So basically, in the beginning, getting used to 3D and the FPS was rough, but once they leave the Hobbit hole/Bilbo’s house, it’s nothing short of amazing.

So let’s talk about the story now. Nerdy? Yes. Awesome? Yes! Spoilers? Possibly, so reader beware!

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey tells the story of Bilbo Baggins (Martin Freeman) 60 years before the events of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. As a young hobbit in Hobbiton, Bilbo is approached by a traveling wizard named Gandalf (Ian McKellen) and is selected to be a part of a company of Dwarves led by one of their kings, Thorin Oakenshield (Richard Armitage), to travel to their old kingdom of Erebor and take back the Lonely Mountain from the dragon Smaug who displaced them.

As for the characters, they are certainly a more goofy bunch compared to the Fellowship. Being Dwarves, they loved eating, singing, drinking, and being silly. Did I mention singing? Oh good, because there were two songs within a span of 10 minutes. The first song was silly since it was about Bilbo hating things. The second one though, Thorin’s song, was super awesome, an orchestral theme they used throughout the movie. Other than singing, this band of Dwarves can fight – so they also have a sense of badassery to them.

I had no idea what the story was about coming into the movie and the only other references I had to Middle-Earth were the other movies and videos games that have come out since the release of Fellowship of the Ring. So, since this is technically a prequel, it was awesome to see the locations, characters, and events from this movie tie into the other locations, characters, and events in the LotR movies. For example, seeing Lord Elrond, the Elves, and Rivendell again made me all giddy inside. Seeing Azog and his fellow Orcs gather around Weathertop, where Frodo got stabbed by the Witch King instilled a fear in me that will haunt my soul for years and years (not really).

Overall, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey was an amazing movie. It was enjoyable and entertaining to say the least. The visuals were on par, if not better, than the Lord of the Rings trilogy and the scale was just as epic. Only problems we had with the movie was that there were really cheesy parts at time that they could’ve done away with. The singing didn’t bother me too much but there was one song in the movie (you’ll know what it is) that made me say “Ok, that’s enough.” Broken up into three movies, this first installment really set the bar for the rest of the movies and I can’t wait to see the rest of the journey enfold. Bilbo’s adventure is no small feat – ah thank you. (*ba dum kish*)

Kibitzers rating - 4.5/5

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey comes out in theaters on December 14th

 

Monday Music Madness: “You Make Me Feel… (feat. Sabi)” – Cobra Starship & “Stereo Hearts (feat. Adam Levine)” – Gym Class Heros

13 Jun

You Make Me Feel… (feat. Sabi) – Cobra Starship

Two years ago, “Good Girls Go Bad” was my jam for a long time. Honestly, it was just because of Leighton Meester. Ever since then, Cobra Starship has been pretty quiet. With their fourth album coming out soon, they’ve decided to start making some noise again. “You Make Me Feel…” is a modern day pop song. Relying on a steady dance beat and catchy hook, this song is everything it was supposed to be – a dance track. I expect it to make its rounds on the radio and clubs. But in the meantime, dance to “You Make Me Feel…” here:


Like this song? Be on the lookout for Cobra Starship’s upcoming album, Night Shades, dropping sometime soon.

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Monday Music Madness: “Save the World” – Swedish House Mafia & “Don’t Wanna Go Home” – Jason Derülo

6 Jun

Summer is here! Well sort of. Although it might not be officially Summer yet, the songs that are coming out make it sound like Summer is in full swing. Here are some songs that you might’ve missed over the past couple of weeks!

Save the World (feat. John Martin) – Swedish House Mafia

House music and Europe?? Who would’ve thunk it!? Just kidding, everyone thunk it because, let’s face it, when you think of bass thumping electro music, you can’t help but think of a sweaty night club in Europe. Swedish House Mafia would definitely be played in said sweaty clubs. This group of Swedish DJ’s, yes, they’re actually Swedish, have been producing beats since late 2008. They’ve been associated with such artists as Tinie Tempah and Pharrell. So check out “Save the World” and get this party started right:


Like this song? Check out Swedish House Mafia’s official website for more free music, tour dates, and more!

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Thirsty Thursdays: Kentucky Derby Edition

5 May

For as long as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to attend a horse race, bet a lot of money, dress up, and just straight up ball out. But unfortunately, the Kentucky Derby is invite only, Belmont Stakes is up in New York and the Preakness is well…this.

So until I get that glorious invite, I’ll just have to pretend I’m there with these Kentucky Derby themed drinks. And we’re off!

Mint Julep

2 oz whiskey
1 tablespoon simple syrup (can also be store bought)
Mint sprigs
Crushed ice

Simple Syrup:
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
1 bunch fresh mint sprigs

Simple Syrup Directions

  1. Combine sugar and water
  2. Boil for 5 mins without stirring
  3. Pour over a handful of mint leaves
  4. Gently crush the mint with a spoon
  5. Refrigerate overnight in closed jar
  6. Remove mint leaves when ready for use, but continue to refrigerate

Directions

  1. Crush a few mint leaves in a glass, then fill with crushed ice
  2. Add one tablespoon of simple syrup and one table spoon of water
  3. Add 2 ounces of whiskey
  4. Stir gently until glass frosts
  5. Garnish with fresh mint sprig

Notes on a Napkin

This is probably the most complex drink we’ve done so far, but if done correctly, it is delicious. Being the official drink of the Kentucky Derby, this minty refreshing drink is perfect for the early Summer heat. Make sure to keep the Simply Syrup refrigerated. It can stay fresh for several weeks.

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When Kombatants Stop Being Polite, and Start Getting Real – Mortal Kombat: Legacy

12 Apr

So a while back, we showed you a trailer for an upcoming Mortal Kombat movie reboot. Turns out it was just a promo shot independently by Kevin Tancharoen as a pitch to Warner Bros. for him to direct a reboot of the film franchise. Warner Bros. are idiots because they didn’t give him the greenlight on that project. They did, however, give him the go-ahead to direct a ten episode web series to be featured on Machinima, a popular gaming channel on YouTube. So without further delay, here’s the first installment of the Mortal Kombat web sieries, “Mortal Kombat: Legacy.” Round 1, fight!

Monday Music Madness: “Top of the World (feat. Dev)” – The Cataracs & “Love 2 Baby” – Christian TV

4 Apr

Top of the World (feat. Dev) – The Cataracs

The sun is out. It’s going to be at least 80 degrees here in DC. Summer is right around the corner. So what does that mean? Party songs – loud bass and 808 drum beats, synthesized melodies and simple yet catchy hooks. “Top of the World” by The Cataracs and Dev is a great example of what a Summer song should be. Although it’s been out for a while, this song has yet to hit the airwaves. The Cataracs and Dev have been featured on this blog before, but I think this is their most fun and best song I’ve heard. With The Cataracs laying down verses and providing the beat and Dev providing the hook, they’ve created another hit. In fact, I don’t understand why they’re just not one group. Anyway, forget your allergies and spring right into Summer with “Top of the World.”:


Like this song? Be on the lookout for a new album by The Cataracs dropping sometime this year and be sure to check out Dev’s new album, The Night the Sun Came Up, dropping April 2011.

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Thirsty Thursdays: Special St. Patrick’s Day Edition

17 Mar

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! I hope you’re wearing green today, or else a leprechaun will steal your toothbrush. I clearly don’t know anything about Irish folklore, but I do know a thing or two about drinks. Anyone can make “Green Beer”. So why not try something else? Here are a couple of unique drinks to make while you’re singing your Irish Drinking Songs on St. Patty’s Day.

Emerald Isle Cocktail

1 oz Gin
1 tsp Green Crème de Menthe
2 Dashes bitters

Directions

  1. Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled
    with ice cubes
  2. Shake well
  3. Strain into a chilled
    cocktail glass

Notes on a Napkin

A dash or two of bitters does help the drink considerably. Mint bitters is an equally nice compliment. This will give The Emerald Isle a minty gin cocktail taste that’s perfect for St. Patrick’s Day.

More drinks after the jump!

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Monday Music Madness: Mixtape Vol. 2

14 Mar

I felt bad for not posting for a while, so here’s a bunch of songs you might’ve missed!

Till the World Ends – Britney Spears

To be honest, I was not a huge fan of “Hold It Against Me”.” It was ok when it first came out, then after a while, it just got old. Britney Spears’ new song, however, is a song I don’t mind listening to. “Till the World Ends” is not a song about the end of the world; in fact, there’s nothing apocalyptic about it. In fact, it almost sounds like something from a Brazilian carnival; or as someone put it, a soccer match — a very gay soccer match. The anthem-y sound of this song is what makes it catchy. “Woooaaaaaaooohhhh” hasn’t been this catchy since “Zombie Nation”. Chances are you’ve heard this song before, but there’s no reason why we can’t make sure we have it just in case you didn’t. So check out “Till the World Ends”, and if you’re wondering, yes, this song is better than Lady Gaga’s song:


Like this song? Check out Brit Brit’s new album, Femme Fatale, dropping March 29th.

Throw It Back – Audio Push

It sucks that there’s a big chance there won’t be a 2011 NFL season. It’s hard to think about what we’d we do without football distracting us for a couple of hours on Mondays, Thursdays, and Sundays. Audio Push, or “The Push,” has managed to take all of that and make a song that sounds like it’s supposed to be about football, but is actually about big ‘ol butts. Sneaky, sneaky. They’ve already provided me with one of my favorite songs (and dance moves) “Teach Me How to Jerk” and it seems like they’ve given me another song to party to. There’s a certain flow to their raps and a distinct Cali-inspired sound to their beats that makes me like them. So try to do the reject and check out “Throw It Back”:


Like this song? Their interestingly titled freshman album, Broadies Over Woadies, will be dropping soon-ish.

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Monday Music Madness: “International Love” – Pitbull & “E.T.” – Katy Perry

21 Feb

 

International Love (feat. Chris Brown) – Pitbull

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Pitbull switches it up here is back with another dance track. Here he talks about flying all around the world and spreading love and dance, much like a Latino Santa. Latino Santa is joined on the track by Chris Brown. Now, I appreciate that he’s trying to make a comeback. With Yeah x3 and being featured on other songs, he’s on his way to making that possible. But, will he ever be as big as he was before that fateful night? No – and I’m ok with that. So check out “International Love”:


Like this song? Check out El Santa’s new album Planet Pit, dropping in March 2011.

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“My Heart Will Go On” Recorder Version

14 Feb

You know, I wish this is what they taught us how to play back when we were in elementary school. Instead we got stuck with “Hot Cross Buns”

PS. This is the second best version of the song ever. This first is, and will always be, this.

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