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Week 10 NFL Predictions!

8 Nov

Hey everyone, guess what? We have updated results! Thus far Andrew has picked 72 games correctly and 44 games incorrect, however loyal readers will remember that Andrew didn’t make any predictions in week 4, so he has 15 games unaccounted for. Greg  has picked 80 games correctly, and 51 games incorrect, which is averages out to be 61% correct each week. Of the games that Andrew has picked, he has predicted the correct outcome 62% of the time, however with the 15 game difference, he is picking at 55% for the season. Not bad… kind of wish he picked week four, AMIRIGHT?!

The good news is that over the past three weeks, both Greg and Andrew are averaging much higher than their overall average, so we are trending up!
And now for the picks…

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Thursday, November 8th
Indianapolis Colts at Jacksonville Jaguars 8:20 PM
Andrew – Indianapolis. I think this game will be close (and super boring) for most of the night, but in the end I don’t see Jacksonville getting their second win of the season here.

Greg – Indianapolis. Wow, Andrew Luck is playing some pretty good football. Could you imagine if they made a playoff run and met Peyton’s Broncos in them? I can. And it would be interesting to watch.

Sunday, November 11th
New York Giants at Cincinnati Bengals 1:00 PM
Andrew – New York. Interesting game, should be a decent test for the Giants. They’ll need this game to bounce back and assert themselves against a playoff team that isn’t as good as they were last year. I expect Andy Dalton to have some success through the air, if he’s able to stay upright, so should be entertaining for at least a few quarters.

Greg – New York. The Giants love to have a bad game, slop it up a bit, then come back strong and prove everyone why they are good again. I think this is that game. Eli won’t have the game he had last week and the Bengals have been under performing as of late. Should be a close game, but I have the Giants pulling away late in the 4th.

Tennessee Titans at Miami Dolphins 1:00 PM
Andrew – Tennessee. Hmm… kind of a toss up here, but I think the Titans have to prove they’re men after getting thumped by the Bears defense last week (not to mention the Bear’s offense crushing them too). That game just broke down all around, but if they play a decent game here they should get the win.

Greg – Miami. The Dolphins are coming off a tough loss to Indy last week, but they have been playing well…surprisingly well. The Titans are coming off just getting annihilated by the Bears on every side of the ball. I think that deflating defeat will carry over and the Dolphins will be able to take advantage early and hold out.

Detroit Lions at Minnesota Vikings 1:00 PM
Andrew – Detroit. Detroit is a dangerous team, that for whatever reason has struggled this year, but with injuries and Christian Ponder being the quarterback, I don’t see the Vikings standing up for themselves in this NFC North match up.

Greg – Minnesota. This should be an interesting game. The Vikings are playing and then going into a bye, I think they will come out guns blazing early to try and get ahead quick. The Lions are a team I would not want to face in the playoffs this year, they’ve been quietly playing well up north, but I still like the Vikings in this one at home.

Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots 1:00 PM
Andrew – New England. We all remember what happened last time the Patriots played the Bills… it was surprisingly close for a while with the Bills leading 14 to 7 at the half,  and then the Patriots put the hurt on, outscoring the Bills 45 to 14 in the second half. I don’t think this game will be any different.

Greg – New England. The Pats haven’t lost to the Bills in a very long time, that streak will continue, especially off the bye week.

Rest of the picks after the jump!!

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NFL Week 1 Predictions!

5 Sep

The first couple games of the seasons are generally pretty sloppy, teams are still figuring out their personnel and the players are still shaking off the rust… which in general make them pretty hard to predict… but FOOTBALL is back…so no excuses.

PS – Last year, for the regular season Andrew picked 165 correct, 87 incorrect, and 3 did not picks. Greg went 154 – 90 – and 10 did not picks. Just for your reference, the people that do this for lots of money – Golic: 161-95, Hoge: 162-93, Jaws: 155-85, Mort: 155-101, and Schefter: 158-98. In the post season Andrew went 6-5, and Greg went 5-6.

Wednesday, September 5th

Dallas Cowboys AT New York Giants (8:30 PM ET)

Andrew – New York Giants. I’m convinced that the Dallas Cowboys are about one or two good players away from being a really solid team, but I’ve seen this act before – the Redskins used to play it for years, and the much more likely thing is that the team will be perpetually average.  Big D’s offense seems to be moving backwards, drama abounds, and losing makes everything worse – this could be a legit terrible year for Dallas fans. Those cryptic predictions aside, I think that the Dallas’s offensive line won’t give Tony Romo the time to effectively string together enough to pull out a win.

Greg – New York Giants. I wanted to go out and pick the Cowboys on this one. I really did. But then I actually thought about it. Cowboys, on the road, personnel issues, and in a night game…would be tough. I don’t think the Giants are actually much better this year, but they are better right now. We will see who is better when they meet again in Dallas.

mk mk mk mk mk that’s it for now folks…. we’re still in pre-season mode so give us a minute and we’ll be posting the rest of the picks along with our new and improved podcast very, very soon.

 

Indianapolis Colts at Chicago Bears

Andrew – Chicago Bears.  This is a tough road game to start the season for Colts savoir Andrew Luck. While I feel like Luck significantly improves the Colts ability to score, the issue remains that they are one of the worst defenses in the league, with little hope of getting better this year as they convert to the 3-4 (even the Steelers were the worst in the league the first year they switched, then 13th, then top 5). It’ll be hard for them overcome the Bear’s defense, let alone slow down their explosive offense.

Philadelphia Eagles at Cleveland Browns

Andrew – Philadelphia Eagles. The Eagles finished last year hot, hot, hot and did not lose any key members of their squad in the offseason. The Browns… are still the Browns… and while they probably won’t make it easy for the Eagles, I don’t see them opening their season with a win.

New England Patriots at Tennessee Titans

Andrew – New England. The big questions is here is – WTF is New England doing with all those tight ends? Wait no… the big question here is… does Jake Locker really give the Titans the best chance to win over Matt Hasselbeck?  Hmm… noo, that’s not quite it either… oh here it is – is Chris Johnson going to come out and shit on the field like he did last year, or will he 2,000 yard back he used to be? While I don’t know if the Pats will make back to the Superbowl this year, I do know that they can put up big numbers when they want, and the Titans won’t be able to hang point for point.

Atlanta Falcons at Kansas City Chiefs

Andrew – Atlanta. Is it just me or did both of these teams fall off last year? In general, I feel like the Falcons are a well rounded team, maybe the Ravens of the South (and no not just because they’re also a bird), nothing flashy but consistently close to winning their divisions – which is good because both teams are in tough divisions. The same can’t be said for the Chiefs who generally race against the Dolphins to the bottom of the AFC East. Is this the year the Chiefs finally put it all together? My gut tells me “chicken sandwhich?”

Jacksonville Jaguars at Minnesota Vikings

Andrew – Minnesota? The battle of the inept starting QBs. Despite being overshadowed entirely by MJD failed hold out, Christian a’Ponder(ing) is the feel good story of the preseason – but don’t be fooled (John Beck anyone? Anyone!? Shanahan?), doing well in the preseason basically means you have figured out the most basic defensive packages… it does not mean you can play with the big boys. I anticipate the Viking’s defensive line will give Ponder plenty of trouble and if MJD doesn’t come into save the day (let alone play) this could be a long awful game, with the Vikings winnings with a field goal.

Washington at New Orleans       1:00 PM

Andrew – New Orleans. I’m torn on this game to be honest. Part of my wants to pick the Redskins, not because I’m a blind homer fan, but because the Redskins have significantly improved their offense and their defense during the offseason, which I don’t think a lot of analysts are taking into account when they think the Saints are going to march all over Washington. The other part of me legitimately thinks that New Orleans is going to fired up like crazy, they want to get past the turbulent offseason and prove they’re still a winning franchise. I do think that allowing the Saints players that were suspended to play in this game on such short notice is kind of bullshit. The Redskins have planning for this game for weeks, and to throw in a monkey wrench like that a couple days before the game is garbage. Either way, I’ll go with my gut here – the game will be close, and Washington might even hold the lead at one point, but the injuries to Washington’s secondary will ultimately be its demise as the Saints regain control and take the win.

Buffalo Bill at New York Jets        1:00 PM

Andrew – Buffalo Bills. – I am singing the Bill’s praises this year! (I did that last year for the Bucs and we all know how well that turned out). But regardless, I feel like Fitzpatrick is borderline legit, their receivers are up and coming, and the defense (especially the defensive line) is going to be dominate. It doesn’t matter that the Jets will still have a formidable defense since they have no idea what’s going on this year. I do know at some point this season, Tim Tebow gets named the starting QB. Heard it hear first folks.

St. Louis Rams at Detroit Lions  1:00 PM

Andrew – Detroit Lions. I’m sure the Rams have some tricks up their sleeves to keep this game interesting at first, but the Stafford to Megatron connection can’t and won’t be stopped. I’m not anticipating a blowout, but I don’t see the Rams keeping it close at any point.

Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans 1:00 PM

Andrew – Houston. Just like everyone else in survivor leagues, this is my absolutely lock pick of the week (although I didn’t pick it in my league because I wanted to keep Houston for when I need it). Anyway, I don’t see Miami having a chance here, does anyone?

San Francisco 49ers at Green Bay Packers 4:25 PM

Andrew – Green Bay Packers. Easily the best game of the week. I’m not 100% sold that the 49ers will continue their performance from last year. Essentially, I’m considering this Alex Smith’s sophomore year (since it’s Jim Harbaugh’s second), and now that book is out on their plays and schemes, will teams have adjusted in the offseason and if so, how will the 49ers adjust back? Those questions aside, I think it will be tough for them to come into Green Bay and steal a win – it’s not like Green Bay has lost a step from last year either (in fact, may have found themselves a running back which would only add to their offensive power).

Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals

Andrew – Arizona Cardinals. This is a tough game for me to care about. In the grand scheme of things, I’m not expecting much from either team. I’m going with the home team pick here and the notion that John Skelton doesn’t get enough credit for his wins.

Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4:25 PM

Andrew – Carolina Panthers. I don’t think any one team looked worse in preseason than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. It was awful to watch. I’m not entirely sure what changes they’ve bad but they’re fallen far from their potential in the 2010 season. I hope that Cam Newton continues to dominate in all aspects of the game, so that at least the Bucs fans can see what good football looks like.

Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos 8:20 PM

Andrew – Denver Broncos. I bet if you asked the Steelers defense what their nightmares were during the offseason, it would have been that 2012 playoff game in Denver that they lost, but instead of the Broncos having Tim Tebow, they had Peyton Manning. Thank god it was just a dream, right?

 

Monday, September 10th

Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens 7:00 PM

Andrew – Cincinnati Bengals. I don’t know what it is… I don’t know Cincinnati has me entirely convinced yet, but I don’t think the Ravens are as good as everyone thinks they are. Their offense struggles against good defenses and their defense fails to contain good offenses. You think if it wasn’t TJ Yates throwing those interceptions in that playoff game that the Ravens would have even gotten a wiff of the AFC Championship game? Hell no – and they still could barely beat the Texans. So people, please, get realistic – the Ravens aren’t that good. Just. Watch.

San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders 10:15 PM

Andrew – Oakland. I’ve heard good things coming out of Oakland’s camp. If Darren McFadden is back and healthy, they will be a tough team to beat (until he gets injured again). San Diego seems to have some underlining issues coupled with a history of starting slow. I think this one goes Oakland’s way.

NFL Week 15 Predictions!

15 Dec

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Doing just Thursday and Saturday right now! The rest will come very soon, we promise!

THU, DEC 15 TIME (ET)
Jacksonville Jaguars at Atlanta Falcons 8:20 PM

Andrew – Atlanta. I counted the Falcons down and out last week and they came back and proved me wrong. It seems like the Jaguars have pulled together quiet a solid defense, so this could be a long boring game if the Falcon’s ineptitude flares up again. I’m going with the home team that has the ability to points on the board, and if Julio Jones is healthy enough, expect him to have another solid week.

Greg – Atlanta Falcons. The Jaguars are not a good team. They got pretty lucky with an unbelievable pre-half collapse by the Bucs. That won’t happen this week. The Falcons’ Matty Ice is FINALLY starting to be the quarterback he was last year. While the Jags defense could make this game close, I see the Falcons pulling away in the 2nd half. Also, I really hate that the Jags got so many night games this year, I doubt they get 1 next year.

SAT, DEC 17 TIME (ET)
Dallas Cowboys at Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8:20 PM

Andrew – Dallas. The Buccaneers defense won’t be able stand the test of time against all the Dallas offensive weapons. So rookie DeMarco Murray goes down…. well it’s not like Felix Jones was ever meant to be the Cowboy’s back up running back in the first place. Legarrette Blount  hasn’t ran with the same physical force and speed that he had last year and the result has added more pressure on struggling Josh Freeman. This could be a rough game for the home crowd.

Greg – Dallas Cowboys. Saturday night football is back! The Bucs just had a huge collapse last week, but so did the Cowboys. I think the Cowboys are clearly the better team here though and they are fighting for the (horrible) NFC East spot — Cowboys win easily.

SUN, DEC 18 TIME (ET)

Carolina Panthers at Houston Texans 1:00 PM

Andrew – Houston. I keep picking against the Texans and Yates keeps proving me wrong. Very frustrating. Obviously Wade Phillips has had a good impression on the defense, as it’s completely shutting down opposing offenses. I’m hoping for more of the same in the game with Yates being able to put up enough points on the weak Panthers defense to squeak out another game, but to be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if Carolina came out guns slinging.

Greg – Carolina. I think the Texans have had a pretty good run here, we can all agree on that. Yates has played well when he needed to. But I can’t see this winning continuing forever. This game will be close, but I’m looking for Cam to have a late drive to win it.

The rest of the picks after the jump!

2011 NFL Week Two Predictions

16 Sep

The Kibitzers after their first week of picks

Ok, I’ll be the first to admit that the first predictions post was a bit…. incomplete, obviously, but it’s our first week too (or some other lame unacceptable excuse). Also, while I’m blabbering, those Thursday games really mess me up when I’m trying to write this.

Anyway, I got an early start and there’s not a Thursday game, so no excuses this week. Onward and upwards… on……wards…

(Psst… more after the jump!)

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NFL Conference Championship Predictions

22 Jan

Greg’s Playoff Record: (5-3)

Sunday, 3pm, FOX:

Green Bay Packers AT Chicago Bears

Greg’s Pick: Chicago Bears. Everything is telling me to pick the Packers, but I just can’t for some reason. Even if I picked the winner of the Eagles/Packers game to go to the Superbowl way back when. I think this game is going to be great to watch and I am really looking forward to it. I just feel like the Bears are being disrespected, coming in at home, against a #6 seed, and not being favored? Look for the Bears to play with a similar chip on their shoulder as the Jets did last week (jerks).

Sunday, 6:30pm, CBS:

New York Jets AT Pittsburgh Steelers

Greg’s Pick: Pittsburgh Steelers. I really don’t want either team in the Superbowl, but there will be. The last time these two teams faced each other, the Steelers were pretty banged up — aka Polamalu was out. Now he’s back and the Steelers seem to have figured out some form of an offense. As a Patriots fan, do I want to see Big Ben go to a third Superbowl to start the Brady comparisons? No. But do I want to see a AFC East rival go, validating their trash talk? No, although Shaughnessy does bring up some good points. Both of these teams don’t really know how to score a lot of points. Now I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this game will not be close, the Steelers will roll over the over-confident Jets, call me crazy…

NFL Wild Card Weekend Playoff Predictions

8 Jan

Saturday January 8, 4:30p EST – NBC

New Orleans Saints AT Seattle Seahawks

Greg’s Pick: New Orleans Saints. You know part of me wants to pick the Seahawks, they’re at home (12th man), nothing is expected of them, and they’ll be playing on high emotion. But I just cannot do it. Last time these two teams met, the Saints destroyed them – since then, the Saints have gotten healthier and better, the Seahawks are just about the same.

New York Jets AT Indianapolis Colts

Greg’s Pick: Indianapolis Colts. Can we just end this Jets to the Superbowl talk already? The Colts had to win 4 straight games just to get here, while the Jets are limping in, literally. I expect this to be a close game, but the Jets offense will once again doom their season.

Sunday January 9, 1:00pm EST, CBS:

Baltimore Ravens AT Kansas City Chiefs

Greg’s Pick: Baltimore Ravens. As much as I really want the Chiefs to win – the Ravens do this every year, go on the road and win the first game, they thrive off of this environment. I think the game will be tight and will come down to the final drive though, in which the Ravens defense will hold up.

4:30pm EST, FOX:

Green Bay Packers AT Philadelphia Eagles

Greg’s Pick: Green Bay Packers. This is the toughest game I had to pick this weekend. Both teams are very good and I think the winner of this game will go to the Superbowl. I am picking the Packers strictly because I think they have a better defense and allow far fewer points than the Eagles do.

NFL Week 15 Predictions

18 Dec

 

Last Week: Greg 11-5 (86-50)   Genesis 9-7 (80-56)   Andrew 10-6 (46-32)

1pm Games Sunday:

Kansas City Chiefs AT St Louis Rams

Greg’s Pick: Kansas City Chiefs. As well as the Rams play at home, with Cassel back, I have to go with the Chiefs, especially in a must win situation to keep the Chargers back.

Gen’s pick: Kansas City Chiefs. As much as I want to give the Rams the advantage, since they have a much more experienced RB, the Chiefs pretty much have perfected their running game. I don’t know if the Rams will be able to contain them.

Buffalo Bills AT Miami Dolphins

Greg’s Pick: Miami Dolphins. I really don’t know who could win this game, but the Buffalo run defense is horrendous, maybe Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams can finally show up?

Gen’s pick: Miami Dolphins. It’s a game nobody cares about so why should I?

Cleveland Browns AT Cincinnati Bengals

Greg’s Pick: Cleveland Browns. The Bengals are on a mission to lose out the entire season it seems.

Gen’s pick: Cleveland Browns. What Greg said.

The rest of the picks after the jump!

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NFL Week 14 Predictions

9 Dec

Donald Driver with the play of the week (and awesome uniforms)

Last Week: Greg 11-5 (75-45)   Genesis 11-5 (71-49)   Andrew 11-5 (36-26)

 

Thursday, Dec. 9, 8:20 PM:

Indianapolis Colts AT Tennessee Titans

Andrew’s pick: Indianapolis Colts. Injuries have reduced both of these teams from brutually efficient to mediocre. The Titans have great offensive weapons but no one to pass the ball, whereas the Colts have Peyton Manning but no one to pass it to. Colts win this one but will be on the outside of the playoffs.

Greg’s Pick: Indianapolis Colts. I have picked them every game in this losing streak (minus the Pats) with the same reasoning — surely the Colts couldn’t lose again right?

Gen’s pick: Indianapolis Colts. Seriously, I don’t know what’s going on with this team. Hopefully they’ll use the discombobulated Titans as a stepping stone towards the right, and winning, direction.

Sunday, Dec. 12, 1:00 PM:

Tampa Bay Buccaneers AT Washington Redskins

Andrew’s pick: Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Redskins ruin my Sunday week after week. I haven’t really seen anything that looks promising other than Brandon Banks. The Redskins will make the Buccaneers look like the ’07 Patriots (yes, when the Patriots beat the Redskins 52-7).

Greg’s Pick: Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And Andrew is depressed. LOOK WHAT YOU DID REDSKINS! But yeah, Tampa will win.

Gen’s pick: Washington Redskins. Because I’m an idiot.

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NFL Week 13 Predictions

2 Dec

Last Week: Greg 10-3 (64-40)   Genesis 8-5 (60-44)   Andrew DNF (25-21)

Thursday Night Football: 8:20pm

Houston Texans AT Philadelphia Eagles

Andrew’s pick: Philadelphia Eagles. The Texans can’t stop anyone from passing on them, and the way Vick has been slinging the pig skin, you know he’s going to have a big day.

Greg’s Pick: Philadelphia Eagles. After looking sloppy last week against the Bears, Vick goes up against one of the worst passing defenses in the league. Look for Andre Johnson to be back in full force redemption mode! Could be a shoot out game!

Gen’s pick: Philadelphia Eagles. Although they had that surprising loss last week against the hot and cold Bears, the Eagles will bounce back agains the Texans. Although the Texans are a strong team, I think the Eagles will be just a little better this time around.

Sunday Football: 1:00pm games

Buffalo Bills AT Minnesota Vikings

Andrew’s pick: Minnesota Vikings. The Vikings have had a talented team all year, but it seems as though they weren’t trying to play for Tobias anymore (although the Redskins can make anyone look good just ask that punk Matthew Stafford). With Favre playing the way he wants, he should be able to stay ahead of the poor Bills.

Greg’s Pick: Minnesota Vikings. Sure the Bills have been in just about every game and should have beat the Steelers last week, but this game is at Minnesota, so I’ll take the home team.

Gen’s pick: Minnesota Vikings. The Bills? I mean, they could beat the Vikings, but I don’t think they will. And that’s about…it…

The rest of the picks after the jump!

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NFL Week 12 Predictions

28 Nov

Last Week: Greg 9-6 (54-37)    Genesis: 11-4 (52-39)    Andrew DNF (25-21)

Week 12: 1pm Games

Jacksonville Jaguars AT New York Giants

Greg’s Pick: New York Giants. Although both teams are pretty inconsistent, but I think that the Giants are the better team here…

Gen’s pick: New York Giants. Back to back divisional games have not been kind to the G-men. The Jags seem to rely strictly on their running game, so we’ll see if the Giants’ defense can stop the run.

Pittsburgh Steelers AT Buffalo Bills

Greg’s Pick: Pittsburgh Steelers. Although the Bills have played well and showed a lot of heart coming back and dismantling the Bengals, the Steelers are too much coming into town.

Gen’s pick: Pittsburgh Steelers. The Bills, coming off of an impressive two win streak! (yes, that’s loaded with so much sarcasm) will find themselves overwhelmed by the Steelers’ offense and defense. Nom nom nom for Ben Rapistburger and his team.

Minnesota Vikings AT Washington Redskins

Greg’s Pick: Minnesota Vikings. Maybe I’m just banking on the Vikings playing better/pumped for a new coach they love, or maybe I’m just crazy. Both these teams are having some internal issues — should be an interesting game though.

Gen’s pick: Washington Redskins. Rumor has it Favre called Jay Cutler and challenged him. He apparently said that he can throw more interceptions to DeAngelo Hall this week than Cutler’s 4 when the Skins played the Bears. Cutler hung up the phone, put on his fitted cap, and cried. Favre hung up the phone and took a pic of his wang.

Carolina Panthers AT Cleveland Browns

Greg’s Pick: Cleveland Browns. The Browns are still playing well and man o man they should’ve beat the Jets! But I mean, the Panther’s quarterback was a stay at home Dad two weeks ago, what can you expect from this team? Nothing.

Gen’s pick: Cleveland Browns. The doo doo Browns won against really good teams, then almost won against the Jags. I don’t think they will be bothered too much by the disorganized/awful team that is the Panthers.

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